Following the recent discovery of a Giant Empty Hole in Outer Space that is up to 100 Billion Light Years Wide, Royal Chief Astronomer Professor Von Nerdlinger was asked for his incisive comments.
"Well, like, I'm really stumped on this one. It's like you know, a big empty hole with like, er, nothing in it."
When asked how it could have formed, he added :-
"Nah, I'm stumped on that one. There might have been something there at one time which has now moved or er, vanished, leaving this big hole behind, with like, nothing in it. Of course, it might be Dark Matter which is like, really dark, but we don't know what it is."
When asked for his views on the Space Hole, his one year old son replied "Goo Goo Gai Gai." which made more sense than his father's dumb comments.
Later on our reporter managed to catch up with Sir Patrick Moore coming out of his Drinking Club and he was asked for his views to which he punched our man and say "F--- Off! Do you want that camera shoved up yer A--e?"