BRIGHTON BEACH - ENGLAND: Following the recent discovery of a giant Lego man who appears to have washed ashore on Brighton Beach, local residents have now discovered a giant Lego woman.
It is believed that the giant Lego man comes from Holland. Interestingly enough, the giant Lego woman is also 6-ft tall and is wearing a wide red skirt and voluminous maternity-style green blouse - colors identical to those of the giant Lego man's outfit. She appears to have an unusually rounded stomach.
Horace Hepplewhite who was out gathering seashells on the seashore first came across the giant Lego woman and believes she fell pregnant by the giant Lego man and has come looking for him before her little giant Lego babies arrive. "It's about all these furriners wanting to emigrate illegally to Britain", he said. "The guvmint's got to put a stop to this nonsense". Local teashop owner Maggie May agreed, "Aye, this one's a big-bosomed lady with a Dutch accent"
Meanwhile local GP Alastair Scuddamore, an avid Lego collector, has moved the giant Lego woman to his surgery - just in case she gives birth soon.
