A model-maker that built a whole Lego Town in Falkirk Town Hall has been left devastated after his £120,000 creation was left destroyed and burned to the ground in an act of terrorism. "The Lego Town had everything most towns have. Mosque, Chapel,…
The Coronavirus has spread far and wide since it first sprang up out of a market in the Chinese city of Wuhan in January, and there isn't a country on the planet that has escaped its ravages, but one place, at least, has remained unaffected - Legola...
It's been confirmed that significantly more than half of all buildings constructed in Denmark since 2001 have been built from Lego. The figure is actually 97%. Lego is the Danish company that produces the children's interlocking plastic buildin...
AWESOME plastic brick manufacturer, Lego, have decided to ditch ties with dirty oil companies, who pollute the planet by supplying all our everyday needs. A spokesman for Lego, a Mr Metalbeard, told this reporter, "We've had enough of these oil-prod...
A couple, last seen together in the Lego Movie, have split up, it is being reported from Hollywood. The break up occurred last Saturday and the pair separated amicably. Despite reports that one half of the couple snapped and that the other is in b...
Better known for their range of plastic bricks, and computer games, and theme parks, Lego have created a chocolate version of their plastic bricks. "They don't come in all the shapes and sizes of the plastic bricks," said Julie Poe, who created th...
Shares in Lego rose dramatically on the Stock Exchange on news that the firm have produced a computer that is 'hack proof'. Built in a style always associated with Lego this computer can do anything all other computers do, given a little adjustment.
Since its founding in 1978, Lego City has suffered through a history of controversial expansion, interminable redevelopment and what most residents consider "pure chaos." Accusations of illicit gerrymandering -- executed through back door political...
James May, the forty-something presenter of BBC's Top Gear has been made redundant and has therefore become homeless. To a lesser mortal this would have been a catastrophe, but to 'Captain Slow' this presented a challenge. Within days of his redun...
BRIGHTON BEACH - ENGLAND: Following the recent discovery of a giant Lego man who appears to have washed ashore on Brighton Beach, local residents have now discovered a giant Lego woman. It is believed that the giant Lego man comes from Holland.
Mystery surrounds a giant lego man found washed up on Brighton beach who has been undergoing psychiatric testing in order to find out where he came from. It appears that this case is remarkably similar to that of a man found wandering in Kent in...
According to an inside source (Bruce Mclaren's small intestine), Mclaren bosses blew literally billions of pounds betting on ferret racing in the early hours of this morning. Due to the overwhelming debt that the company bosses have landed themselves...
To celebrate its 50th birthday, Lego, world famous makers of little bricks are to recreate a copy of The Great Wall of China, the only man-made structure to be seen from outer space.
Hollywood, California - According to the FDA, small franks and beans accessory parts from the toy Cowboy action figure camping set can become detached and lodged in the throat, presenting a possible choking hazard.
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) Aug. 7, 2007 - A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday. A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England."...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Nathan Sawaya was a promising lawyer until the Bush administration reduced American business to absolutely nothing. Now he has to build everything out of LEGO blocks. In fact, everything in the room is made of LEGO...
Earlier this week the president of LEGO America, Søren Torp Laursen, announced a plan to have new LEGO prosthetic limbs on the US market by October 2008, and the global market by December 2008. They have already produced proto-types, and say their ne...
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