Zurich, SWITZERLAND - Totally frustrated and pulling out hair by the roots, Swiss President Pascal Couchepin stated that he was sick and tired of new tariffs being added against his nation and that a Swiss cheese embargo is in effect come Monday morning.
"We have no choice but we had to take this drastic measure", Couchepin yelled then almost choked on a Ricola throat lozenge. "Let's see how people like their hoagies, ham on rye, only or their Reubens with corned beef, sauerkraut and thousand island dressing. They'll lift these tariffs or a 1,000 delis will fail by this time next month, if Bush doesn't bail them all out."
