Omarosa Largely Forgotten

Funny story written by Chuck Barber

Tuesday, 1 June 2004

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He's Forgotten and No One Remembers What's-Her-Name

Omarosa, the woman some people remember as "conniving, obnoxious and a jerk" from a TV show hosted by "some white creep" has largely been forgotten.

Polls taken over the Memorial Day Weekend and released Monday morning show that most Americans - 73% -- cannot remember whether Omarosa is a woman, a species of tree or the winner of the Westminster Dog Show held every winter in Madison Square Gardens in New York City.

Melody Tompkins, mother of three, from Kansas City, Kansas is a good example. "I watch a lot of TV. I can't remember it all, can I? I guess I've just forgotten what Omarosa is."

In an aligned question 85% of Americans cannot remember the name of the ‘jerk with bad hair who claimed to own most of America." David Houston of Ft. Dix, New Jersey adds, "I have this idea he was unpleasant, but I've got better things to do than remember who he was, you know?" Houston was likely referring to Donald Trump host of The Apprentice.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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