Written by Judge Retort

Friday, 3 October 2008

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Nicolas Sarkozy, on his secluded women-only nudist beach, France.

A furious French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, has released a statement demanding that the American taxpayer immediately cease its grossly greedy and unfair practice of only bailing out corrupt American financial institutions, and become world citizens.

Sarkozy has demanded the US start bailing out the rest of the world's corrupt financial institutions -- France first, of course, since France was first to invent financial corruption when Napoleon nationalized business, religion, wine, and the populace. Moving on to the rest of Europe if they have the money.

British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, was heard to be sulking at the news, insisting he came up with the idea first, and that the US should fix up Britain first, before helping the 'stinky Frogs'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Economy, France, bailout

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