Indian government officials have announced that the Taj Mahal, a large mausoleum located in Agra, is being turned into the nation's largest McDonalds Restaurant where it will provide Indian pitta bread and pappa dums in place of sesame seed buns and french fries.
The Indian Minister for Waste It On Anything said today that the Taj Mahal will become an intrinsic part of the world wide mega chain corporation, denying the obvious point that half the country are starving and can't afford food on their tables.
The Minister was only too happy to point out that Indians would be dying to get to this new establishment. Enough said.
