Yes it is true McDonalds have in fact sold their first ever burger made with real cow meat.
Beforehand it had been made of squirrel, hedgehog and the occasional koala bear but finally cows were culled for meat instead of fun.
When a local man Shaun Dumpe tasted his daily burger it tasted so bad he took to a lab where it was confirmed as the cheapest form of beef, chin.
The reason the McDonalds spokesperson gave for the first trial of beef was that due to rising prices of food and the credit crunch people just bought our cheap crap which we fill with chemicals. It then became easy for us to use a real cow.
So will McDonalds continue this trend. Alas no as custom has fallen as it tasted like crap instead of the real crap their taste buds were used to.
