Written by Henman

Friday, 5 September 2008

image for Man with large pot-belly can't see his feet. Suffers heart attack!
Notice the faint tinge of horror on his face

A man with an enormous beer-belly has suffered a heart attack after he looked 'down' to check if his shoe lases were untied, but was instead confronted by his enormous belly staring back at him. In a frantic attempt to make sure his feet were still there, he desperatly tried to move his gut out of the way, but it didnt budge.

After a good 10 minutes of grunting, pushing, pulling, and cries, the unnamed man, slowly slumped to the ground and went into cardiac arrest. However, an 'ear to the belly' revealed that one could still hear the faint churning of his stomach.

After the pair 'a' medics had managed to revive the man, they now had the task of assuring the man that his feet were still there.

A week later, the same anonymous man looked down to wash his penis when he once again, found his belly staring back at him. De ja vu

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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