Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 16 August 2008

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Pointillius told many small children to get in his belly!

Sports writers have been celebrating the 12,000 calorie diet that has made Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps perhaps the greatest aquatic athlete in history. When spoofster, Pointillius Pointer read about the swimmer's eating regimen leading up to the Olympics, he decided to give it a try.

Pointer downed pounds of food and gallons of drink in imitatio de Phelps. When asked if the food plan worked for him, Pointer told thespoof: "Yeah! It worked great if your goal is to become a big fat fuck! I can't believe any serious person would recommend this diet!"

When trainers pointed out to Pointillius that the caloric consumption had to be matched with an exercise program that burned 24,000 calories, the spoofster appeared stunned:" Why didn't anyone tell me about the sweaty part!?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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