Al Maliki of Iraq Told What He Thinks by US Colonizers; But Spoof Has Tapes!

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

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Bush tells Al Maliki where he can find a clue

Obama said timeline; Al Maliki said:You bet your boots. But when the Washington DC colonizers got wind of the common mind shared by the Democratic Presidential hopeful and the Iraqi leader the fit hit the shan! Al Maliki's marionette strings were pulled so tight all he could say was Uncle W!

Recantations, rewrites, misspokes and retractions arose from Iraq with the frequency of the murdered souls of its citizens and US soldiers. The spoof managed to get hold of the recorded interview and the original Arabic transcripts.

It appears as if the Iraqi leader in fact did somewhat side with Obama. One difficult to hear passage seems to have Al Maliki saying something about what a relief it will be to be rid of that asshole from Texas. In another somewhat difficut part of the tape Al Maliki saus something about shoving a horizon up somewhere up to my elbow and a distinct terrorist fist bump between the Iraqi leader and Obama can be heard.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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