Hitler's Pope Heads to Sydney for World Nazi Youth Day Celebrations

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Thursday, 10 July 2008

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World Nazi Youth Day celebrations are an Opus Dei brainchild

Sydney - (Fetid Ass Mess): Pope Joe Ratzinger is heading to Australia on Sunday for a Reichsparteitage-style Nuremberg Rally convention celebrating World Nazi Youth Day on July 15.

Organized by the Sydney Council for Diabolical Liberties the five day suck-a-fascist romp will celebtrate sixty years of successful child sex cover-ups, climaxing with an open air black mass at the Royal Randprick Racecourse on July 19.

At the Holy Farter's side will be Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's son Monsignor Georg Gangswine, the Vatican's equivalent of the head of the SS.

Gangswine, 50, and Ratzinger's personal Opus Dei enforcer-cum-brothelkeeper Sister "Whiplash" Ingrid Stampa, have ensured cowardly Australian Prime Monster Kevin Rudd has been bullied into outlawing any public protest during the papal visit.

Demonstrators' plans to distribute swastika-emblazoned condoms at the open air satanic mass were slammed today as heinous.

"Maybe we should have used Ratzinger's personal coat of arms of the hammer and sickle," protest organiser Dave Wallaby said today.

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