Written by Susie Q

Friday, 13 June 2008

image for Andy Kaufman is back!
"I think the heat's too high, I'm bone dry here!"

The "late" Andy Kaufman made his much anticipated comeback today after 24 years.

The comedian supposedly died of lung cancer in 1984 but it was always thought that he faked his death.

He told TheSpoof.com: "I wanted to keep people guessing and I kinda lost track of time."

Bonkers Andy told us he's been living in Romania for the last 24 years as a gypsy making loads of dosh from robbing people. He told us that he changed his name to Alprnvud Vdvndivj which translates as Paul Vagina.

So is he back to cause more chaos? No, he's back because he's extremely pissed off with his now former friend and writing partner Bob Zmuda.

Crazy Andy claims that Zmuda knew he faked his death, knew where he was but never told him about the 1999 movie Man on the Moon which was released in Romania last month.

He said: "That bastard owes me a lot of money and I'm sticking around until I get every penny, I'll even take the Comic Relief fund money every year if I have to."

Bob Zmuda is reportedly shitting himself about this as he had planned to buy a boat from the fund for him and the other comics to frolic around on.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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