Iraqi WMDs have been found inside a spider's web in Scotland.
The WMDs, short for Weapons that Make Democratswin, were previously thought to be mythical, if not entirely fictional, but now the BCS - the Bush Coverup Society - are justified in invading a country thousands of miles away from Scotland.
Speaking from his oil well in Texas, former President George H Bush said: 'Yeah, this is the evidence for our war, we knew they'd turn up. But to reassure the public we had to make up all sorts of tales before, including using a student's notes as 'proof' of WMDs. And we silenced our agent, Saddam Hussein, as he knew too much.'
Bush's son, the current President, added: 'Weapons of Mass Distinction have been founded in Scotsland. The War on Territory continues.'
Many were wondering why the WMDs hadn't been found earlier, but a Pentagon spokesman explained: 'Hey, it's not easy finding thousands of huge rockets and explosives, if it wasn't for the spider we'd still be looking for them.'
Critics have pointed out that computerised satellite technology means that the weapons should have been found the day after Iraq was invaded, but this was denied by the Pentagon. 'Hey, how else can we justify a trillion-dollar budget?'
