In a recent report the South African minister of Uselesness disclosed details of the current (electricityless) situation in South Africa, where power cuts cripple small businesses and cable theft alike on a daily basis.
It was made clear in the report that those responsible for the power failures were the racist boers, who took the land on which the power stations were built from Zulu tribes. The abovementioned tribes were not available for comment, since most of their members form part of the current government.
Research done by a sangoma, or witch doctor, in the employ of the government indicates that the forefathers of the Zulus are displeased with the amount of whites still in paying jobs and are exacting their revenge on the economy by introducing load shedding.
With the 2010 FIFA world cup just two years away it is evident that quite a large number of goats would have to be slaughtered and vice president Jacob Zuma be given a brand new Audi for the situation to be righted.
