South Africa going through a mid-life crisis?

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Thursday, 10 May 2007

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In the streets of Johannesburg, or Gauteng as it is known in South Africa, news has just hit the streets of Mr Jacob Zuma's new position, that of becoming an honorary priest, with the blessings of the ANC.

Many South Africans are finding this quite laughable as he has the morals of a street whore (prostitutes have morals as they are "working" the streets and get paid) and acts like a wild hyena on hormones.

For crying out loud he was accused of rape, a supposedly educated literate man, who cannot understand the full implications of not wearing a condom, and then to add insult to injury, believing that aids could be washed off by having a quick shower after having unprotected sex!

Scary that the ANC feels the need to acquire a low life such as Zuma to promote it's beliefs and promote religion. The African Christian Democratic Party are outraged and refuse to side with ANC who seem to be promoting this new religion - as it is definitely not based on any Biblical principals known to man kind.

Wonder what comes next. A certificate/diploma in stupidity and an doctorate in ignorance seems to be the necessary qualifications for members of the public to attain a high profile position in the government. Perhaps criminals will be given the freedom and ability to become security officials for the country/world we live in.

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