Written by Zar Casm

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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Ron is keen to show celebs the value of a good "money shot".

Reports today that porn legend Ron Jeremy, otherwise known as The Hedgehog, will offer his services helping celebrities with their internet porn videos.

It is believed that Ron is concerned that the poor quality of celebrity porn is lowering the standards that he and other professional film makers took years to establish.

A close friend of Ron said "Ron is really upset. These celebrities think they can just roll the camera, shag away and hey presto, you have porn. There is a lot more to it than that. Paris may have money but she obviously does not know the value of a good money shot."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Pornography




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