Voodoo Practitioners Hold Model Election!

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Thursday, 10 April 2008

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Putting democracies and other pseudo-representative governments across the world to shame, Haitian Voodoo practitioners have pulled off a model election.

In the first ever election of a Voodoo Houndan (Supreme Voodoo Chieftain), there was no ballot box stuffing, not a hanging chad, no need for repeated recounts, an attack-ad free campaign and the people's choice was the most highly qualified candidate with a BS from CCNY and MS from the Sorbonne.

New Voodoo Houndan Max Beauvoir, rumored to be the illegitimate son of Jean Paul Satre, famous existentialist Houdan, had no real interest in the religion until at his Houdan grandfather's deathbed, he was chosen as his successor."It's a better story than Obama's", Port au Prince Houdan Howler reported.

US election experts have flooded the country in search of the secret to Haiti's electoral process success. Beauvoir played coy with the experts, only willing to say that maybe the US politicos needed to get a new religion and take a serious look into their doll collection.

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