Heather Mills is Charles Manson's daughter says Stella McCartney

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Thursday, 20 March 2008

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London - (Putrid Ass Mess): Paul McCartney's daughter has hit out at ex-step mother Heather Mills and told reporters she has proof Helter Skelter cultist murderer Charles Manson is Heather's real father.

"For years my siblings and I have kept quiet about this sordid stuff," McCartney said today.

"Partly because Heather's US birth mother schmoozed us into an unofficial gagging clause.

"And partly because we didn't want to see Dad pilloried about getting screwed by this walking trash heap."

McCartney, 31, is a British clothing designer whose own stellar career was was helped by patronage from some very iffy so-called celebrities.

Her press interview has shocked London glitterati. But she has insisted the time is right 'to twist the knife a little further':

"The time for secrecy is now over. Particularly since Heather's real Mom is running for President.

"The FBI has also just confirmed that they're about to excavate graves on Manson's ranch.

"People should prepare for that, because when they exhume the bodies of the real George Bush Senior and George Bush Junior all hell is gonna break loose."

Dick Cheney is 69.

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