Written by Henman

Friday, 16 May 2008

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Ms Laydee

Ms Fart Laydee a woman in her late 40s claims to have been mugged by 5 youngsters simply because she walks too slow (by their standards).

The youngsters whose names have been withheld allegedly sucka punched Ms Laydee in the back of the head because she was just too slothful.

One of the teens who carried out the attack on Ms Laydee agreed to speak to TheSpoof.com and tell his side of the story.

She just took her bloody time on that narrow road. Wrinkle lines and all. I felt strangled. The other day, we was told at church that slothfulness and sluggishness are part of the little foxes that ruin our lives. Doing her a favour we was [long pause]doing her a favour

Official Rick Mentale says this is just one of the many hate crimes concerning slow-walking people he has seen this year. The crimes will get more violent, and i advise all slow-walking people to travel by car or just plain stay indoors until the crisis is over.

Mr Mentale told TheSpoof.com that any persons caught harrasing the slow-walking will be fined heavily and sent to work in elderly nursing homes. Be Warned


The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Fighting, Walking

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