French Recording Has Satanic Message

Funny story written by misha marinsky

Friday, 4 April 2008

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PARIS - The Reverend Fred Phelps, pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church has announced that the phonoautograph recording of Au Claire De La Lune has a Satanic message, when played backwards.

"I distinctly heard "morte Bill", he said.

He continued, "So we know that recordings containing satanic messages is a problem going back to the 19th century. Record companies have been doing this since the record was invented. They are determined to subvert our youth."

Reverend Phelps said he instructed his parishioners to "destroy records, CDs, players and televisions, and to never again allow these instruments of Satan to ever come into our homes again."

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