After much speculation the true identity of the Antichrist has been officially revealed by the Vatican. As predicted in the Book of Revelation 13:18 the beast shall posess a number. However it is NOT 666.
The amazing revelation came late last night after an emergency meeting attended by Cardinals and Bishops. The identity of the Antichrist will be released next month, however some details are clear.
He is an overweight 15 year old boy living somewhere in the United States. He is most definately a virgin. He is extremely irritating and tiresome. He is spreading his evil via the internet; discrediting celebrities, politicians and Plymouth based vets.
Unitl his name is revealed by the Vatican the Pope has personally issued the following statment: "The Beast goes by a number, be wary of this number, it is not a human number, the number of the beast is 912-222-2222. That number again, 912-222-2222."
