Anti-corporate author Naomi Klein was last night refusing to answer her door and telephone, after a farmer discovered her first draft of her breakthrough book "No Logo" under a haystack.
The first draft contained a 5th section titled "No Way Hose" which had been immediately cut by an editors secretary.
In the excised section Klein expressed her disgust at students taking "Gap" years, comedian Russell "Brand" and the "Sweat" shops in the far east, where sweat is scraped from the brows of workers and sold to high powered CEO's to make them appear "worked" during photo opportunities.
Cletus Hole, the farmer who made the shocking discovery, claimed that Klein would often sneak into his barn at nights while she worked on "No Logo"
"I dunno what she dun did geddup to in thar, all I hears was her sayin, "I'm sorry. . sorrysorrysorry"over and over, and in the mornings I had to clean up all the big mac wrappers she left behind"
