A SUN EXCLUSIVE. The deepening crisis in South America grew today when Nicaruguan nutcase president Daniel Ortega told the Colombians to "Go and Farc themselves".
Ortega has allied himself with other loony lefties, Venezuala's president Hugo Chavez and the leader of Ecuador and part-time jazz musician Chick Correa, in a bitter war of words against the Colombians.
"Alvin Stardust (Colombia's president) should be shot on sight" Said Ortega, "I ordered an ounce of finest colombian from him the other week...but I still ain't got it."
Diplomatic relations in the region have been tense since agents of Stardust tracked down and killed Farc leader and Chavez's bumboy, Paul Reyes. During this raid, the agents are rumoured to have discovered a laptop full of pictures of Chavez and Reyes in compromising positions.
"Hugo had better get his pictures back- or else" said Ortega, adding "and I want my coke."
