France Surrenders to Private Shooting Range

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Friday, 7 March 2008

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Murphy, North Carolina (IPP) - Some men shooting targets at their private gun range were surprised today when the French government showed up and surrendered to the men.

The international incident happened in Murphy, North Carolina while some men described by locals and neighbors as simple country boys were shooting their 22 caliber revolvers at some paper targets.

The Frenchmen said that they did not want any trouble and would take the shooters out to lunch if they would simply accept their unconditional surrender without any bloodshed.

The Frenchmen also gave each person at the shooting range the Key to the City of Paris and a lifetime supply of croissants.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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