Paris - (Delusional Mess): Last week's discovery of the naked, decomposing body of Guinean supermodel Katoucha Niane has sent French Opus Dei apparatchiks screaming with paranoia.
The 47 year-old beauty was found floating near the Siene's Pont d'Alma, just yards from the scene of Princess Diana's 1997 tragedy.
The grim news has sent shockwaves among the country's general election riggers whose paranoid rantings have been caught in a series of spectacular own-goal Bush-sourced CIA wiretaps.
"Sarkozy must act right now to shield us or French civilization as we know it will collapse in ruin - along with the Holy Mother Church," emeritius Cardinal Archbishop of Paris Monsignor Jean-Marie Cardinal Lustiger sobbed today, upping his daily self-mortification dose to three bottles of Armagnac.
"They're being framed," a top Sacred Military Constantinian Order of St George-the-Molester-affiliated source spluttered in London, "just like in the Soc-Gen rogue trader fit up."
Meanwhile in CIA HQ in Langley, Virginia the former supermodel's file has been resurrected from archives and found to correspond to a series of security cover-ups related to former Clinton-era US ambassador to Paris Pamela Harriman.
"If this gets out then it's curtains for Obama, Hillary, McCain and the whole fetid lot," a senior spooks' source admitted.
Jeb Bush is white as a sheet.