London - (Satanic Cult Mess): Police investigating the missing HMRC discs containing personal details of up to 25 million Britons have stumbled across an internet link to a Opus Dei-affiliated debt-collecting agency that regularly sent out hate mail to anybody criticising ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's wife Cherie.
Accounts filed since 1993 show the principal beneficiary of its consultancy fee structure was one C Booth, Barrister, registered to a PO box address in Bogota, Colombia.
The agency is one of the top suspects in the theft of the missing government data tax discs that list names, addresses, bank account numbers and other valuable private data on nearly half the UK population.
A spokesman for the investigating team said that the agency had been under intense surveillance for over a year following complaints its huge profits were gleaned using extortion, embezzlement, fraud and other specialist industry-standard techniques.
The ultimate parent company is based offshore in the Dutch Antilles and is 100% owned by a raft of UK and US politicians, Global Piss Process Luminaries and their Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association partners.
"All those Blair summer holidays in Barbados now fall neatly into place," a police source added.
"The holiday island is ideally located near both the Dutch Antilles and Colombia.
"We now have details of all their financial transactions since the Blairs moved into Drowning Street in 1997."
