Murder in Cyprus

Funny story written by HellRoy

Sunday, 25 April 2004

A murder has taken place in Cyprus.
'Annan5 Plan' was murdered at 18:00 on 24th Apr 2004.
The police has questioned the whole island and 76% said NO .
The following people gave a bit more than a No answer:
President Papadopoulos(DP) :Annan is dead.
AKEL (Communist P): My NO is a Red NO.
Perdikis(Envir P) : My NO is a green NO and I'm flying well.
Michaelides(Lib) : MY NO is the voice of Hoteliers especially my son.
Omirou (Socialists):MY NO from my honorable Dr Lyssarides (Frankenstein)
Mr Lyllikas (AKEL come DIKO): My No comes from the birth place of Makarios.
The Turkish population that lives on the Northern part of the island was cleared of the murder simply because the murder took place inside the Palace and in fact on the table where the parliament meets.
The President admitted last night that the murder was premeditated and his people should face the consequences and pay the price for his action.He is clear but the100% of the south has to carry the burden of his murder.He comforted the population by saying that the punishment will not be dictated by EU,US or UN or even Turkey.He reassured them that what matters is what he tells them through the TV and all the media and they must feel safe because he has full control of what they hear .Also he told them that 45000 Turkish troops will remain in the island but if they step out of line he will sort them out !He will catch a plane to the Seychelles just like his predecessor and they have a human right to do what they like.They can even appoint young Sampson as a new president.
As for the dead Annan plan Mr Matsakis is very welcome to give a second opinion on the murder

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