Vatican - (Preposterous Mess): Newly-marrieds Jane Felix Browne and Omar Bin Laden are in Rome, hoping for a Papal audience in their continuing public campaign to find missing paterfamilias Osama Bin Laden.
In a previously well-tested PR initiative the couple will ask for a papal blessing and are bringing a photo of their ageing relative.
"The holy father can work miracles," Mrs Bin Laden Jr said today, "if you take into account that he and Mother Theresa of Calcutta are Osama's biological parents."
"I don't believe my father is dead," Omar said today. "He may have been kidnapped by some ruthless Moroccans according to recent sightings."
Mrs Bin Laden Jr has been slated by the press for being 30 years older than her toy-boy spouse.
Her previous exes include a former RAC petrol man and Satan's Slaves biker gang member Lord Browne - ex-CEO of UK oil giant BP.
This week's PR initiative is sponsored by Northern Crock Bank Holdings.
