English Teacher Was MI5 Spy Trying To Bring Down Islam

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 13 December 2007

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Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher jailed in Sudan for calling a Teddy Bear 'Mohammed', was actually an MI5 agent on a mission to undermine the confidence children have in Islam, Sudanese authorities have claimed.

According to the government there, Gibbons had been "brainwashing" children as young as 4 years old, telling them that "religion is rubbish" and that, instead of daily chanting, they should be out kicking a football against their neighbours wall or gluesniffing.

Ishmail Katanga, who was one of 200 police officers to have 'frisked' Mrs Gibbons, said he had discovered a Walther PPK - standard issue for all MI5 operatives since the 1960s - "in her breeches", along with a Bible and some lesson plans. This, he said, was indisputable evidence that Gibbons had embarked upon a path to bring down Islam.

Mrs Gibbons was freed from jail last week after receiving the relatively lenient revised sentence of 40 lashes on the labia with a wet teabag.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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