London - (Ass mess): The serial fraudster, former KGB agent, psychopathic fantasist and impersonator of the Sultan of Brunei's missing brother Prince Jefri is being probed for links to George W Bush after police found evidence his criminal rampage through £1 billion of UK assets was commissioned shortly after Hitler's grandson became Governor of Texarse in 1994.
Prince Jefri has run amok after siphoning off some £10 billion of Brunei's oil and gas reserves.
When the UK police finally caught up with him they discovered a web of financial, logistical and arms-dealing links to Tony Blair's tenure of the IRA Council and Bush Pioneers affliliated to the P2 child molestor lodge.
Recent litigation in London has stripped Jefri of any claims to a vast portfolio of wealth that he claims to have acquired legitimately.
"Prince Jefri is to legitimate asset ownership what the Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe is to the UN's Commission for Women's Affairs," a top NATO military intelligence source said today.
"Basically he is a Bush-hired thug who has been allowed to run riot while the CIA, FBI and internaitonal law enforcement agencies tracked his every move to the mobster cartels controlled by Bush and Cheney," the source continued.
"Now he's been hung out to dry I expect the British cops will soon nail his bollox to the mast of the Queen Mary."