Having been booted out of the Commonwealth and forced to agree to the return of exiled arch-enemy Nawaz Sharif, the GenMush spin machine went into full attack.
Warning THE WHOLE WORLD that militants who had long enjoyed the Army's extreme hospitality were now "planning attacks on world-wide targets" the Army General-turned President turned Chief of Staff turned President and soon to become Civilian Musharraf, once again sought legitimacy for his "emergency".
Satisfied that his 'Sky is Falling' strategy has worked so well with the Bush regime the Pakistani Leader-for-Life warned viewers in an inter-active program.
"Foreigners are sitting here and are planning terrorism all over the world. We have caught people who had maps of European countries and targets there. They (the West) are asking us to eliminate these people".
Musharraf said that based on strong intelligence intercepts troops had invaded all International schools during world geography lessons and discovered ten-year old children of foreign diplomats studying maps of North America and Europe highlighting tourist spots such as Climax (Saskatchewan), Placentia Bay (Nfld); Gayhead (Mass); Square Butt (Montana); French Lick (Indiana), Fucking (Austria - pop. 93) and the warhead arsenal of North America, the highly guarded defence base of Dildo (Nfld Canada).
"When we confronted these terrorists they were able to point out various countries on the globe, the atlas or blank maps. We knew that these militants were not Americans as we all know Americans are duds and cannot point out their own country on a world map, let alone a foreign country. With this intelligence we were able to convince Washington that these are indeed VERY DANGEROUS foreign militants.
We have rounded up all these miscreants, taken their laptops and weapons of mouse destruction. For the low, low cost of 1 million dollars per head, they are all being bundled up and packed off to Guantanamo Bay".
