Bear Grylls in shocking anthropomorphism claim

Funny story written by Kerfuffle

Monday, 19 November 2007

Bear Grylls, star of the hit reality TV show 'Man VS Wild', mountaineer and ex British special forces operative, has become embroiled in a shocking row following allegations of anthropomorphism by 'Survivorman' star Les Stroud.

Stroud claims that upon having beaten a bear into submission on a mountain overlooking a top secret military research facility where Stroud is currently testing biological mutagens for the US Military, it promptly morphed into non other than Bear Grylls - "naked as a baby".

The bear had been spotted attempting to navigate the military compound`s perimeter defense by Pvt. Jarhead, 26, who stated he "engaged code Stroud" by playing 'Eye of the Tiger' over the compound`s intercom.

Of the reasons for Grylls` presence said Stroud "at first he was hesitant to relinquish, but when I threatened to have his flight downgraded to economy class he was more forthcoming".

Grylls` legal representative confirmed today that The Bear is being charged with espionage as an enemy combatant and is being detained at Guantanamo Bay.

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