During the current OPEC meeting being held in the Middle East, the short loudmouth dictator/president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, today called for OPEC oil producing nations to stop pricing oil in dollars and, instead, demand that the valuable black gold be priced in euros.
Ahmadinejad was immediately supported by loudmouth dictators/presidents Hugo Chavez of Venezuela and Fidel Castro of Cuba. In response, the king of Spain, Juan Carlos, promptly told both of them to "shut up".
Ahmadinejad went on to call the U.S. dollar, "a worthless piece of paper." President George W. Bush quickly responded, calling Ahmadinejad "a worthless piece of shit." In response, the king of Spain, Juan Carlos, promptly told both of them to "shut up".
copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence
