Musharraf: I'm In Love with Benazir Bhutto

Funny story written by Len

Tuesday, 13 November 2007

image for Musharraf: I'm In Love with Benazir Bhutto
Bhutto: All that, and a bag of chips.

PAKASTAN- President General Pervez Musharraf vowed on Tuesday to "kick Benazir Bhutto out of Pakistan".

Surrounding her home with razor-wire, troops, and speakers blasting heavy-metal music all day and night, it would seem that Musharraf has it in for Bhutto.

However, The Spoof has learned that Musharraf is a man on fire with the passion of love burning in his heart!

According to aides to President Musharraf, his long-standing obsession with Bhutto is at the heart of their recent stalemate.

Indeed, when we asked Musharraf about this, he admitted everything.

"When she came back to Pakastan, I thought she was coming back for me." he said through bitter tears, "I thought we would rule Pakistan together, as King and Queen."

But it soon became clear that Bhutto cared only about one thing: stopping the terrorists. Musharraf was heart-broken.

"Why couldn't she see we were meant to be together?" sobbed a despondent Musharraf. "Now I'll have to kill her!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!


Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more