Plastic Surgery Freeway Built in Beverly Hills!

Funny story written by Chas12

Friday, 9 November 2007

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This way for rhinoplasty

Plastic Surgery Gets Its Own Freeway. This recent development will speed things up in Beverly Hills, the world Mecca of plastic surgery.

For years, there have been terrible traffic jams at certain off ramps -- like Tummy Tuck Parkway -- because so many people travel to and from Beverly Hills.

Now, people in a hurry to look better can travel on the new-high speed thoroughfare that has been built at tremendous expense just to insure the timely arrivals of patients at their many destinations in and about the Golden Ghetto.

Pictured below is the Plastic Surgery Freeway. Of course, that moniker is slang -- the roadway's real name is the Beverly Hills Freeway.

Nonetheless, the thoroughfare features convenient off-ramps at Rhinoplasty Place, Botox Circle, Dermabrasion Drive and other favorite motoring destinations.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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