BAGHDAD - The United States army never uses any weapons containing Depleted Uranium in Iraq, the United States' Secretary of Defense Robert Gates said here on Saturday at the sidelines of his visit to Baghdad, Iraq.
The United States uses candies and Quality Street(R) chocolates to promote democracy in Iraq, he went on to say to the Iraqi people who were gathered to welcome Robert Gates in Baghdad Airport.
He also denied the attempt by Campaign for Invading America (CIA) to block some "foolish" websites.
A few weeks ago CIA has been accused of blocking some websites related to so-called DU depopulation project in Iraq. A CIA agent speaking on condition of anonymity told Monday Times on Friday that despite the accusations the many of the sites are still accessible.
"The websites were suspected to publicize the fake photos of DU babies born both in Iraq and U.S. by the enemies of our great fast food nation," he observed.
"These photos are all fake and manipulated by Adobe Photoshop ver 3.141592654 to propagandize a brutal face of U.S. salvation army but let'em be, who the fuck cares about the shit?" Gates asked an Iraqi mother who was carrying her faked defaced and dead DU baby which had at least three heads and a big open mouth.
After his arrival to Baghdad, the U.S. secretary of defense took part in a press conference and answered a question.
"Motherfucker asshole," he said in response to a reporter who asked him of use of DU in Hawaii.
Last week a high-level delegation of candy producers leading by Robert Gates left U.S. for Baghdad to invest more than 600 billion dollars in candy industry in Iraq.
"These candies will help us promote democracy and peace in Iran and Russia too," the defense minister added.
The candy industry is the most powerful industry of the United States and is trusted by African and Asian children since rebuilding of Hiroshima during the World War II period by U.S. army.
