Satirist Peter Musgrove at last gets the "Stop-Warning" sign

Funny story written by Kent Pete

Saturday, 18 August 2007

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At last after years of trying, satirist and part time Psychiatric Nurse, Peter Musgrove has finally received the critically acclaimed "Stop-Warning" sign for a piece of his work.

Talking from rented accommodation in Ealing, West London, the Wannabee Comedy writer said, "I have been posting offensive material on the internet for some time now but never managed to get censored in any way,shape or form. I would write articles entitled, 'Fat Lesbians urinate on Queen' and 'Mother Theresa takes it up the Elephant and Castle' with little or no response.

"I was about to give up on my writing career and return to nursing full time when to my amazement a piece I had written about Carlsberg Lager and Blow Jobs was given the "Stop-Warning" sign which, as we all know, is a guarantee for success.

"I would like to use this opportunity to thank the Editors for their encouragement and hope it will not be too long before I once again read the words:

"The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature."

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