FDA To Approve New Road Rage Cure

Funny story written by Gabby

Sunday, 22 February 2004

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Honknomore hoped to hit shelfs by May, Should the FDA approve it.

The old "Rush Hour Road Rage" may no longer be an excuse for road-weary travelers. Today, the FDA will view and test a new drug that could end road rage. The drug, a combination of several popular anti- depresants, and an alcohol based drug affectionately named "Mr. BEEM".

The drug will be called Honknomore - it will make drivers more responsible, more alert, and 75% less-likely to become irrationally angry at other drivers. The inventor, Ida Von - Whodidit says that since she invented the drug, she has done 45 self tests, and though she hasn't been able to function properly without it, insists that there is no possibility of addiction! "You can't get addicted to this stuff; But it really works!" She said happily, eating three of the pills. The idea for this drug came from her desire to ride in a car without hearing the driver yell at people who obviously can't hear them. "It's a bummer! You know?" She said as she popped about three more of the little blue pills into her mouth. The FDA will make their decision today, and if all goes well for Ida, her precious blue pill will be on the shelfs of your local drugstore by May!

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