Hell - (Rooters) In a shocking announcement today Satan has said he will step down as the Lord Of Darkness.
Satan, who was once caught naked with Osama bin Laden, said: "I'm tired of not getting credit for anything bad these days. Whenever I cause a world wide disaster or something like that people call it an 'act of God' and I'm just so sick of it."
Satan has not said who will replace him,but he did say that there are a few that would qualify for the job. "There are already a lot of evil people here,so it should not be a problem finding someone to fill my shoes.I wanted George W. Bush or Tony Blair, but you have to already be in Hell to do this job." said Satan.
We will give you the news as it becomes available.
