China surpass the U.S

Written by The Ghost writer

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

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Beijing: Reports confirm today that united states of America are no longer the G.D.P capital of the world as they have been surpassed by China and experts believe that soon would be surpassed by India who now sit comfortable in third position.

U.S president G.W.Bush today said: "If we ain't gonna be leadin then I can't see the world progressin." When asked further questions, he calmly answered: "Hey what da? Haven't you got the list of preferred questions?"

China have organized a grand celebration in the capital and have now decided to establish a new how to destroy the environment committee (H.T.D.T.E), a policy that has never let them down in the past and has taken them to these heights confirms Chon Zig Hoe-zzo the president.

China have now truly stated a very strong claim to the U.N for being made the world leader and have asked them to buy cheap office equipment and stationary only from China (at a very decent discount).

As the world takes a new turn china would possibly lead in all other fields in the near future.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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