Written by Cal Jennings

Friday, 29 June 2007

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"Don't be afraid... All I vant is your oil."

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Romania - Dick Cheney, expecting the worst from the new Congress, is selling his castle. The castle once belonged to Vlad the Impaler, and is known as Dracula's Castle.

The Big Dick remains confident that his lawyers can get him off the hook for ANYTHING, citing that he would "probably not" appear before Congress if subpoenaed. The Big Dick is making his Corrupt Bastards Club friends proud.

"We thought we might loose Cheney like we lost those other Corrupt Bastards in Alaska," said a Corrupt Bastards Club spokesperson. What is America coming to when a rich thief can't even make a dishonest buck?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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