Porn "actress" Barbie Cummings of Blacks on Blondes fame, tried turning an old trick to get out of a speeding ticket by performing oral sex on the officer who stopped her. Tennessee Trooper James Moss was then fired by the Tennessee Highway Patrol.
Apparently Moss was so proud of himself for his accomplishment that he told an awful lot of people, and this got back to his superiors. Moss was fired for violating departmental policy.
At press time it was not clear what the exact violation was, though some in the press speculate that officers should not write a ticket if they receive a gift from a driver. Others say an officer is not supposed to do any other job while on the job.
Jack Lowery, lawyer for the Trooper, argued that this was a premature discharge, and that his client should be reinstated in his position. Cummings said she thought Trooper Moss did a fine job, while Moss indicated to his friends that Cummings gave him the best job he'd ever had.
Trying to recover from this humiliating comedown, Trooper Moss is reportedly working with an agent and his new contacts in the porn industry to see if he can push his way into a new career path. Cummings said on her blog that she can't get him into her studio because he is white and her genre involves only black men, but she hopes to help him find a small part with another studio.
