Julia Roberts Gives Birth to "Precarious" in LA

Written by ChillerBaggins

Friday, 22 June 2007

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Precarious Cliff Roberts-Moder

Julia Roberts has given birth to a baby boy at Sinus-Sinus Hope Mercy Sisterhood Hospital (SSHMSH) in Los Angeles, making this her third child with husband Danny Moder.

After naming the first two kids Hazel and Phinnaeus, do you think Julia, forever 39, and Danny, 38, learned their lessons this time around?

Nope! Welcome to the world "Precarious Cliff".

Julia's husband Danny said she had a trouble free 54 hour labor but wished he was dead as a dodo. "If she had our gun from home, she would have shot me!" He said. "She'll get over it, I certainly want another three. I keep telling her to knock them out in pairs."

Mother and little Precarious Cliff Moder are reported as doing well.

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