Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 21 June 2007

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Poland's PM and President have bemoaned the glory days

Warsaw - (Ass Mess): Poland's Prime Monster Jaroslaw Kaczynski has complained bitterly that assorted European Union Nazis and fascists outgun Polish right wing bastards 5-1 in the European Union and that it's all Adolf Hitler's fault.

"If it wasn't for The War we'd be running the EU by now," Kaczynski told Germany's Angela Merkel today.

"It's just bloody unfair and we want compensation."

Meanwhile in the cosy Polish arrangement where nepotism rules political high office, the PM's twin brother Lech Kaczynski is the country's President.

His own views are that the near annihilation of the Polish Fascist Party - Stronnictwo Narodowe - signalled the decline of East Euroepan civilization until P2 Lodge honcho Karol Wojtyla toook over the ID and persona of Pope JP2.

"But where did that get us?" President Kaczynski said today at a EU summit attended by Tony Blair.

"We yearn for the glory days of the 1930s when the Polish Fascist Party did a secret deal with Pope Pius XII to ethnically cleanse our motherland of the vermin holding us to ransom.

"And what do we have now? Bloody Heil Fuherer Ratzinger in the Vatican top job.

"If we don't get the EU presidency next year the UK will be totally f***ed when we withdraw our 500,000 brickies, plasterers, chippes, sparks and hod carriers working as cheap labor in its housing boom."

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