London - (Ass Mess): Barclays Bank has admitted that the secret of its staggering business success is its Nazi-style eagle logo which has helped it earn massive profits in the European Union due to the Third Reich symbology.
"We've made a killing in fascist states across the EU," a bank spokesman told the press today.
"Out corporate logo was introduced after some excellent advice from the United Nazi Nations and has done us proud.
"As we look forward to a period of rapid expansion into foreign markets we may well rebrand by adding the odd swastika or two.
"Just look how popular it has become! Even the 2012 London Olympics have adopted it for their official logo.
"With iconic symbols like this you just cannot go worn.