Written by Kick-Butt Moron

Thursday, 21 June 2007

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A vampire with AIDS in a gruelling Garlic-therapy session...

Santosh-nagar (Bum-Bay): After years of research and much hard work, the Indian AIDS (Acquired Intestinal Disorder Syndrome) Ass-ociation (IAA) has approved a much widely used "medicine" as the cure for AIDS.

The vampire world is very upset with this discovery as they know that everyone will have garlic on them now onwards!

This news comes as a major relief for millions of AIDS sufferers. Scientists are wondering how they could have overlooked this "miracle drug" for so long. But the revelation of this news will also lead to an increase in garlic prices.

Garlic has been used as both food and medicine in many cultures for thousands of years, dating as far back as the time that the Egyptian pyramids were built till date (the Obeseian civilization) Garlic is claimed to help prevent heart disease, including atherosclerosis, high cholesterol, high blood pressure, and to improve the immune system. And some indicate Garlic may also protect against cancer.

The World Health Organization is baffled with this bit of news and has been highly embarrassed as it gets a much larger amount of funds (25 dollars) as compared to IIA (5 dollars).

President George Bush commented on this topic saying, "Great! I'm sure thousands of people will benefit with this new medicine." To sum up his reactions, he adds, "By the way, is AIDS the same disease that I got from Tony?"

Signing off,
-Kickbutt morons.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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