Thursday, 14 June 2007

image for Earth to lose its "planet" status

On Monday,the international community met in Chowpati (Bombay) and discussed for an hour about the planetary status handed to Earth.

The scientist here deliberated that earth which was given planetary status in 18's was like Pluto, made of solid mass with crests an troughs an that when viewed from space resembled a small ball. As was done with Pluto, the international community excepted this decision and have added Earth in the "inferior planets" group and said that all the fund for the earth would be stopped after its demotion.

Sources close to where the meeting was held (Waiter) also added that the community were also deciding to strip Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus and Neptune of their planetary status.

As of now we can just hope that global warming will change the earths topography an make it eligible for a comeback into planetary status.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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