Written by Felix Minderbinder

Tuesday, 5 June 2007

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Bush restarts Cold War

PRAGUE (FMLiveWire) -- President Bush told Russian President Vladmir Putin on Tuesday that Russia "has everything to fear" from a US missile defense system in Europe since, "I am restarting the Cold War to save the dying US economy."

"I am making Russia our enemy again," Bush emphasized as relations between Washington and Moscow fell apart as Bush continued to lure Europe into a snare to keep it under the US boot.

"The US dollar is dying and the US economy is too, so we must entrap Europe into buying US war machines and building our unworkable anti-missile systems to prop us up," admitted Bush. "The US owes trillions of dollars in debt, and we are going down the tube, and we want to take Europe down with us."

As China joined Russia in criticizing the US anti-missile system, Bush criticized both Russia and China because they would not allow "rich neoconservatives and Zionists to buy up their economies and their politicians the way they do in the USA, Canada and other places."

The nasty accusations created a tense and unbearable atmosphere for the annual summit of G8 leaders of the world's rich imperial beginning Wednesday in the Baltic Sea resort of Heiligendamm, Germany.

Bush arrived in Germany as he heard news from Washington DC where White House aide Scooter Libby was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison as he took the fall for Dick Cheney and Karl Rove in the leak of a CIA operative's identity, a key factor in starting the illegal Iraqi war based on Bush's lies to the American people.

Meanwhile, ordinary Czech and Polish citizens are outraged that part of the US missile shield could be built on their soil.

"My people hate being US stooges if this project is built, but I don't mind licking the US military boot because I and Mirek are your poodles, just like those Polish idiots," Czech President Vaclav Klaus told Bush, standing alongside Czech Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek.

The Czech Republic would host the anti-missile radar system, while Poland would be the site for at least 10 interceptor rockets which would target Russian ICBMs and MIRVs.

"The people of the Czech Republic and Poland will be humble slaves of the USA and its military corporations," said Bush. "We will wring your economies dry to prop up the USA."

Bush added, "The Cold War is never over. It never ended because it makes America's billionaires even richer."

"As I've told President Putin, Russia is our enemy, and the USA is now the enemy of the entire world," Bush continued. "We are a rogue nation. America is not a free society since it is owned by rich bastards like me, and I was able to steal two presidential elections in order to become president. My government was also involved in 911, which is our pretext to grab oil throughout the world."

"The US missile shield is an aggressive system aimed at dominating all of Europe and Asia," Bush said, and then he invited Putin to "go screw himself."

"As for US assurances that missile defense sites in Eastern and Central Europe aren't aimed against Russia, we regrettably have failed to receive explanations of the feasibility of this anti-missile shield even though we have had continuous contacts on different levels," said Dmitry Peskov, a Kremlin spokesman. "Nor have we received an explanation whom these facilities will be targeting."

Bush added, "American corporations want to invade China and Russia and to rape and pillage their economies like we have done to so many others."

Bush also prodded three key allies in the US war for oil, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and Pakistan, "to move toward US and Israeli serfdom, just like Canada, Britain and Lebanon."

Bush is spending three days in Heiligendamm, which has been wrapped with an 18-foot, razor wire-topped fence to hold back demonstrators opposed to the G8 summit. Along with Putin, Bush will be joined by the leaders of Germany, Britain, France, Italy, Japan and Canada.

-Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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