JOHANNESBURG (Roottheirs) - British Prime Minister Tony Blair arrived in South Africa on Thursday on the final leg of a trip to the continent where he is due to bid farewell to Nelson Mandela and take part in an advertising campaign for Biltong, a popular dried meat delicacy in South Africa made from a male cows foreskin.
"I'm just so way stoked to be doing this advert" said Tony Blair "I just love Biltong and they are gonna pay me like a gazillion bucks for doing it, that's way rad dude!, oh yeah, and Nelson Mandela is going to be in it too and he is like the coolest mo-fo around, he was like mentioned in a song and shit!"
The dried foreskin company approached Blair at the airport as he landed in South Africa as part of his "fare thee well and pick up some extra golden handshakes from various world leaders" tour.
The first advertising executive to approach was shot by one of the prime ministers bodyguards but the second was able to show Mr Blair a wad of money before she too was shot, Tony Blair leapt, dribbling lasciviously over her filthy lucre.
As she dangled the fiscal carrot, she explained that there would be plenty more where that came from, upon hearing this, Mr Blair attempted to hump the ad' execs' leg and make whining noises.
During the filming, it is planned to have rolls of cash stuffed into Biltong packets, the cash will be photo shopped out later and replaced with CGI dried meat. One exec said "It's the only real way to get that authentic hungry look in Tony's eyes"
